No Exceptions

Rule #34: If it exists, then there's porn of it.
No freakin' exceptions.

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If God Exists...

Another Crop Circle Found in Indonesia

After this one in late January, another odd piece of rice field artwork was found in Cikarang, West Java, Indonesia.

Video evidence:

Seriously, why are people still so close-minded to alien-based religion? It's pretty obvious, god is an alien.

As Socially Awkward As It Gets

The Hover Hand Song

Hover hand Transitive verb When a hand magically hovers above other person's side, upper arm or shoulder when performing an embracing manner or gesture, signalling insecurity in the person doing the hand hover. The infamous hover hand is, when seen, often put in practice by humans of the male gender with unfavorable appearances and lack of confidence, while posing for a photograph with female or females with favorable to very favorable appearance characteristics, in particular around the models on fairs and expos.

Meanwhile, in the White House

Jackie Q - Ring 'Round

"1, 2, 3, 4, feels just like coming in the back door"

(Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes we all fall down!)

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posy

Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough!
Then why did God give me two? Not including my muff
If you've got a pretty face and a pretty thing or two, you will find the most prestigious blokes are lining up to meet you!

1, 2, 3, 4, feels just like coming in the back door
5, 6, 7, 8, aaah, feels great!

A Ring, a ring, around my dirty posy
My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, ring, ring around my posy
All the boys in town say I've the tautest of posies

A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men; to them I say strap one on and let us ladies in!
What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun?
Just south of my front part; I will make you cum!

9, 10, 11, 12, feels so good, must be bad for my health
13, 14, 15, 16, I'm soaking

A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, a ring, a ring around my rosy
All the boys in town say I've the prettiest of posies


Ring, ring around my rosy
Ring, ring around my rosy

(Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes we all fall down!)
 
(Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes we all fall down!)

A ring around my rosy
My pocket's so damn cozy. And my posy, my posy... I'm talkin' about my asshole!